wats ur rashee???!!!

okay. the thing is that after my unknown baking skills, i recently discovered i had more in me than i knew of.. like i am a good astrologer. dont u blv that??? well, my psyche just brought these predictions to my mind... bet u, they are more than accurate. check them out for urself!!!! and goodluck!

ARIES- its going to be a good week. but stay away from ppl u owe money to. cuz they are in no more mood of udhaari. kadki ho sakti hai but use ur wits and patli glai se khisak lo.

TAURUS- u have been too self centered lately. so in case u dont want to be born as a lizzard or macchar, do some good work. make someone smile. help someone who actually wants to cross a road to cross it. get the general idea na, do sth good.

GEMINI-ur colleague is probably flirting with ur boss for promotion. hurry up, act quickly. invite him to dinner if u wanna save ur ass!!!

CANCER-u r going to be more emotional than usual. so my advice is, keep ur tissue box handy. now, this doesnt mean in a bad way. tears cud be happy, sad, from cold or from onion cutting. ur horoscope says u cud have an emergency regarding tissues. so watever u do, keep them close!

LEO-it is going to be a good week. although u might fail in an exam or pick up a fight with a senior or end up being butchered by rivals at a match. other than that, u r giong to be perfectly great!!

VIRGO- the person u have had crush on for ages now, is going to ask ur best frnd out. dont blame souls. u shud have acted sooner, dhakkan!! remmeber, early bird gets the worm!!!

LIBRA- u might enter into a financial crunch soon. so if u wanna save a loving, go get back all the chawannis and atthannis ur frnds owe u. someof them may try to sneak away, but catch them before they flee! u can do it! u got to do it!

SCORPIO-for all the single scorpios, u might get lucky this week. some perfect aquarian is right there, in front of u. all u need is to let them know of ur feelings. for all those who already have one, too bad ppl. u missed ur chance!!!

SAGITTARIUS- its been long u guys looked good. so plz, for sake of humanity, take a shower atleast twice this week! winters are yet to appraoch. and kindly dont rely on monsoons to ur washing for u cuz nth in this world is for sure. so plz, move ur lazy bums and smell better!

CAPRICORN- its time for u to get a new look. look at urself from a different angle this week

AQUARIUS- a scorpion u know is falling for u. if ur single, u cud grab the chance. if u r not single, dont let ur gf/bf know of it!

PISCES- get ur phone. its going to ring in a bit. and if it dosnt, get it checked. it might be on verge of som emajor default.